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Nfwu's Home Page!If you're a curious explorer, note that this site hasn't had it's static content updated for about 2 years or so. Website under reconstruction!Watch out for falling pixels!Most of the information here is way out of date. Quick info + links to more up to date stuff is at my blog: http://techdudenfwu.blogspot.com
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